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  1. {td{L{6                              C A R - n i v o r e
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  3.                                BY Dr. Rat McShit
  4.                            Transcribed by Screamager
  5. {A{5
  6.                             The car`s a canny animal
  7.                              And loves to terrorise
  8.       {PM                    Any creature large or small            {PM
  9.                           That runs or swims or flies.
  10.                          It`s faster than the cheetah,
  11.                           More ferocious than a bear,
  12.                          The aroma of its rancid breath
  13.                             Hangs heavy on the air.
  14.                            In its bid for domination
  15.                              Its population soars,
  16.                       While other species less flamboyant
  17.                             Fall beneath its cause.
  18.                        An obnoxious creature such as this
  19.                                 Only really can
  20.                     Be the bastard offspring of one parent-
  21.                          CAR(nivore)...The son of man!{A{:
  22.                                                                             End.